sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
The ass gains better be worth it
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