you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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