Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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