so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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