no. you can't hotbox the world.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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