come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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