So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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