we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Where are you guys?
Drunk
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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