Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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