Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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