I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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