I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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