Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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