When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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