NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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