I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize
