So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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