Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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