i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
they need to just BURY HIM!
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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