I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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