the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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