Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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