Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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