Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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