Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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