I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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