check it out our google latitudes are spooning
oh god the rape fog is back!
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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