Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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