it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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