Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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