So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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