I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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