so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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