I'm gonna have a badass scar
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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