YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
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I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.