Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?