have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.