Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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