Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
