Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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