i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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