I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
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After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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