I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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