i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I currently don't understand fingers.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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