I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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