He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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