So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I forget how to act sober
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