So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
