no you cant smoke seaweed
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm sobbing to NWA
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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