areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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