Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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