i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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