Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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