And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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