GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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