he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I can't trust your balls anymore.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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