I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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