we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
