Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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