Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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